tick tock [sick]

content/trigger warning: references to and discussions of suicidal ideation, assault, capitalism, sociopathy, abuse, racism, misogyny, worker exploitation, drugs (codeine, methamphetamine), mass shootings, defecation, pornography, and U.S. imperialism

me walking into my new era.

am i really supposed to spend

my life

same things

same apps

every day

in hopes that

something life-changing meaningful

can't be all there is can't be

[megaphone emoji] Big News [megaphone emoji]

for now this program will only be available from California because funding for it comes from the state of California

Toxic thoughts

it's not that your feelings don't matter it's that mine matter more!!!

i don't wanna cry without an audience

then why are you alive???

everybody's so boring all the time and i'm the only one that's fun!!!!!

Idk if it's even experimental anymore I'm just on a different realm

i wanna talk

about the things we've gone through

i am enraged

that i can't do what this man is doing

this would be literally the only thing in the entire world that would alleviate the pain that i'm feeling

that would cease my grief

that would give me a reason to live another day

i'm enraged

my favorite book is the clickart user's manual and graphics sampler from 1998

the cover is very good

i know

disagree with the rejection of the sapir-whorf hypothesis

what's being rejected is the extreme version of this hypothesis that posits that language literally, like, can shape and limit your perception

the way you actually are perceiving your sensory environment so

hi um this is a message for any map app, you know, Google Maps, Maps, Waze if you're a freak

we need a setting for

that when you look up for directions

for walking

that is a... Cute setting

i don't wanna walk down an ugly street

i want a Cute setting

so it's called Northlandz with a Z at the end

here's some of the artwork

what on god's green earth is that

a naked woman reaching down a cliff for a naked man and then three german shepherds screaming at them

press this button and watch the action fly!!

it's so macabre

very macabre

why would you do an indoor picnic??

this is the blair witch corner, this is jesus with crimped hair, this is the tomb of the unknown hobo, a woman vacuuming in a cardigan, this woman just so sad about having a baby in her lap, this woman fell down the fucking stairs!!!

and i don't understand why this artwork was there at all

is that... rod stewart... and...?

rachel hunter.

i am dreaming i am train

U.S. leftist firefighters getting ideas..

i'll see like gays making art and they'll be like THIS IS MY QUEER BODY MAKING QUEER ARTUHHH!!!!!!! i'm like girl that's porn, like, that's chill, but like lean in, like put your whole arm in there!!!

It's crazy to me Guitar Center uses this guitar as a G in its logo, because it barely looks like a G.

capitalism is a scam: a visual diary

the older i get the more i realize how brainwashed i am

WHEN FILIPINA TITAS RUN A RESTAURANT IN LA

the next time you guys are in the market for some new skincare check out the mad hippie line at ulta

EXCELLENT 100/100

i use my yooga app to scan beauty products to check and see how clean the ingredient list is

part 23 UNLISTENABLE MUSIC

very interesting. makes me feel like i'm intruding on something

personally i believe i'm not meant to work, i'm meant to do this all day

"guess you're overdrawn" and she was

humor as terrorism

send the skankiest drag queens in town to his house and have them yell fashion insults to his wife!!! or get some meth gay guys and have them hide in the woods and scare a boy scout troop, they deserve it!!!

land of the free, home of the brave? land of the ar-15, home of kids in the grave did i wake up in 2013 the song makes me want to vote for the most far right candidate possible real same here omg bro what [skull emoji] Jesus Christ The musical Hamilton and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race Millennial (derogatory) This should affect his credit score Didn't Logic retire 5'5" energy Maybe a song wasn't the best way to get this point across late stage capitalism did this to us BRUH [sobbing emoji] [sobbing emoji] [sobbing emoji] [sobbing emoji] [sobbing emoji] White I actually like this how do I delete someone else's post

My plan to MAKE IT in HOLLYWOOD I wanna get cancelled

i would like to stop knowing now

we're going pretty fast now

so much worse

flesh image

sea,

fr

i'm not straight, i'm not bi or gay either, i'm actually um... i'm actually just depressed

and i had no lines. and for an actor, i just got scared.

dead airspace is dead airspace.

will i be enough?

i am enough.

be honest.

they may.

moment.

I did.

for

Why that PERFECT time will NEVER come

my best, tom. i do my best, okay?

some not so fun facts

did yall know that after they excavated ground zero as they were preparing to rebuild the world trade center, they found a slave ship buried underneath??????

i just fell to my knees in target

What's a scam that's become so normalized that we don't even realize it's a scam anymore? Profit. Profit.

Why the hell would Lea not be able to read. She can obviously read.

original music is worse than music that's already been made and already on spotify

so let's just listen to led zeppelin and mac demarco only from now on

if i only could i'd make a deal with god and i'd get him to swap our places running up that road i'm running bulletproof up that hill nothing running up to lose that building fire away fire away if i only could shoot me down i'd make a deal with god but i won't fall and i'd get him to swap i am our places titanium running up that road shoot me running up that down hill running up but i won't fall that building i am titanium say, if i only could

This might sound weird but... "blabadsusdfohdf"

hey lord you know i'm tired

camp is actually an acronym

Cunt

Attitude

Medical malpractice

Poppers!!

you'll be 23 i'll be 19 in june i'm in the gap and you are in your prime i could be rotten you'd still be sweet oh, Candace, the woman i'll never be

my favorite reality show: MORON TV

First date with NPC

which is about 3 friends who bond over a shared determination to change the world with their art

what good has voting done so far? what could voting do for us now?

Pan-African Anarcho-communist STEM major

when the art starts looking like you could've yourself

stalph HAND(fucking)MADE in America

[irritating scratching sounds, some of the whitest people you'll ever see]

it's cuuuuuute

Gang gang i post whateverrrrrr Add my snapchat I told night shift to mop the floors I told the night shift to clean the bathrooms Why go to the apple store when I have a trap phone vending machine

a tiktok girlie with 1M followers hosted a meet and greet and nobody showed up...

there's a lot going on here

booty is great because it sort of satisfies the need to eat um nuts

TikTok for business

Get big customer love without spending big bucks

Advertise on TikTok

where small businesses sold millions of products in 2021

your unpaid internship at Del Taco will not give you time off to get your appendix taken out

that's not how i remember this

it sure isn't you old fuck

excuse me what song are you listening to

the urgent need: restful release from pain

sedative-enganced analgesia

To each "according to his need" – maximum safe analgesia through time-and-pain-tested synergistic formulations

PHENAPHEN WITH CODEINE

Richmond, Virginia

me losing my eyes on the journey and guessing where i am

They can delete Wendy's YouTube this will never be forgotten

fire everybody

how DARE the family

how DARE them

can i just

how DARE you

you had me fooled

DEATH TO ALL OF THEM

oh my god in LA it is not this easy have you heard of gays? have you done horse tranquilizer? i'm gonna play some charli xcx have you

oh yeah what's her name what's her name she's the scourge of tiktok she puts nerds in stuff she calls herself like trudy, or something.

getty! her name's getty! getty

ya figured it out you are the chosen one who has figured out how to get inside the matrix and changed the code for your own game

A nomad with a split personality Join our Discord!

GOD HELP ME need a lift? name's dark, dark like absence of light

or dork as we call him.

i'm sorry your face card seems to have declined

hey bro! what the hell just happened how did you do that? WTF is happening? we don't have time anymore wake up please wake up!

The WORST haunted house ride EVER

oh is it gonna drop?

oh that doesn't count

I overcame my depression :) It's the small things.

RECOGNIZE LIFE AND GIVE IT MEANING

Average Average HOPE NIHILISM enjoyer fan WOW, I FUCKING a better future HATE BEING possible? splendid. ALIVE!

microplasticjunkie

why do you think when you invite straight people

Not happy with how your life is going? disappear and start a new life and take care

Part 2 - How to Disappear How To Disappear - Part 1 So... You need a new identity & It's time to run... When you lose your spouse to the metaverse

I actually just read a book, Lea Michele wrote it, lots of blank pages

Hi mamas let's let everybody trickle in it's just been a really really difficult day

Girl in a pyramid scheme spiraling out

she's a girlboss these are not uhhhh FDA approved which is not a problem for me i think it's genius

now i'm going to talk about how we're quite literally witnessing the formation of a pipeline in real time before our very eyes

I wanna crash my car into a telephone pole standing on the gas with no seatbelt on

I am your daughter! what did I do wrong? #mitski #lanadelrey #phoebebridgers #pinterest #tumblr #moodboard @mommyissues #daddyissue... See more

like save and follow for more enjoy

This is why I live in New York guys, yeah... this city is my fucking place

bro seriously using charcoal to get consumption

Just deleted everything

there's something what inside the you fuck it's is hard a to 4 explain chen

Things to do instead of being on your phone

tiktok

I wish I could go back and stop 2020 sam from downloading this app

The cycle of tiktok is everlasting.

beep beep breakfast cars beep beep I breakfast wanna be the next SNL cast member and here's if why i only could I'd be a make a deal with a God what would you Chrissy wake up and get him to saw me at the red light swap our places what would you say? beep beep

listen

i will pay 2000

i will pay 3000

i will pay 4000

before i live in Indiana

use anything but self checkout

It is estimated that 100,000 disappear without a trace every year, many after divorce, loss, failing, or

Desperation test Me 1 day after watching Breaking Bad

hi everyone i brought some donuts

pov: you organize a union at your nonprofit

we love unions i'll speak for myself i love unions a really vital profoundly relevant feature of our communities but i don't know that they're the right fit here

so much flexibility here

donut?

other side gigs

you don't have benefits

that is working for all of us

i think there's a misunderstanding if it were up to me

in our field you all are being paid far more than most, most.

it's not the industry standard.

we have a very very small endowment, we have a small, small amount of money that we have to budget so, so carefully

why did no one say we're having a hard time? well, that was different

this is just a learning opportunity

you and you and you and me and you and you and you and you and me and you and you and you and me and you and you and

the response is to ongoing trauma

She came a long way from buzzfeed.So proud!

BEEN A FAN SINCE BUZZFEED this is exactly what believe in yourself looks like!

tech job propaganda on tiktok if your insides look like this please hmu

maybe she's a nerd for books

i wish i had my soulmate's lifestyle

something about this seems strange

You Have $5,420 You Need $69,420

th cost of giving birth is $4,000 to $15,000

up yours woke moralists

You can't throw a brick Che Guevara [red face tongue out sweating emoji] [fire emoji]

Fidel W [crown emoji] Survived 638 CIA assassination attempts explains structural racism 6 years later

Sometimes I think this account is a project that is trying to understand the way algorithm works people do this kind of thing in speech therapy he's been posting videos like this since 2015 I think you just solved this entire thing

Thanks to all my fans for my 36th birthday wish

instant follow preach [smile surrounded by three hearts emoji] 100% agree

yeah and i think they will always find a way to weaponize our identities

You're my favorite senator and nothing can change that

what does twerking have to do with trans rights?

Hope?!?! ACTION!

MISFITS

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I love all my fans I love all my fans I love all my fans

if covid never happened i would be a completely different bitch

i absolutely use tiktok as a search engine

hey yall so a lot of people know me more so from my writing that has to do with identity and stuff like that but i also sometimes write about things that i love and one of the things that i love um is music and one of my favorite bands is beach house i am obsessed with beach house this is my favorite album of all time like hands down and the reason why it's such an important album to me is because it came to me at a time where i was very like having a hard time in my life like i wanted to unalive myself i was dealing with a lot of abuse and traumas around like assault and things like that and when i first heard levitation thanks to a friend um chris i love you by the way um it really well just depression cherry is the album but specifically levitation gave me the language to understand that are places that i can go beyond my existence and my experience and really just open myself up to a world of pleasure and happiness and so i will forever be thankful to beach house for giving me the opportunity to explore that

one doesn't have to be brilliant to attempt a coup i disagree with that as someone who has helped plan coup d'états

Calming [morose face emoji] (Anxiety, Depression, etc) ASMR SOUNDS

stop stealing my videos

wake up it's work sleep reproduce and die

What are your thoughts on identity caused by trauma?

I'M STARTING TO THINK IT DOESN'T GET BETTER

SOMETIMES THIS TERRIFIES ME

$200 an hour? [eyebrow raised face emoji] Let's Talk Gucci [thoughtful face emoji] Dermatologist tested? [side eye emoji]

SHEIN facts [magnifying glass emoji]

¿Cómo como? Como como como

I think the most disorienting thing about being alive right now is that we're just reading the most heinous shit online and then we're

DANCE WORKOUT WITH Barbie

Subscriptions are now open! [sunglasses face emoji] [trophy emoji]

i'm better than you since I cannot escape the objectivity crushing me, I literally do not give af – Nietzsche

for god's everything in the world and just

Happy 35th bday to my wife!!!

WHAT HAPPENED TO BURGERIM? ooh Burgerim, one of the sketchiest and craziest stories in franchise history. so what happened? Burgerim

WHAT HAPPENED TO LIMEWIRE? WHAT HAPPENED TO RUBY TUESDAY? WHAT HAPPENED TO ABERCROMBIE & FITCH? WHAT HAPPENED TO JOHNNY ROCKET'S? WHAT HAPPENED TO PALM PILOT? WHAT HAPPENED ON THE BORDER? WHAT HAPPENED TO CLIPS? WHAT HAPPENED TO CHUCK? WHAT HAPPENED TO SWEET? WHAT HAPPENED?

In California, paying is optional

The last model stepped inside and transformed into a skirt [...] it sounds like magic because it was.

the beauty industry has lost touch with reality. it went from makeup has no rules to align with what's politically correct or you're not included. so that's amandaensing, i came across her account when i saw a video of hers that said i heard it's far-right latina summer, which... what the fuck

as a leftist who is also a makeup artist

Reminder that the ADA would not have passed if an eight year old didn't

Are you white? No Are you a man? No [buzzer sound] FAILED

Therapy wasn't enough so I had to study and deconstruct n@rcissism with a smile

it's a very complicated situation cousin sonya, i'm in love with alexei. he loves alicia, alicia's having an affair with lev, lev loves tatianna, tatianna loves simpkin, simpkin loves... me. i love simpkin but in a different way than alexei. alexei loves tatianna like a sister, tatianna's sister loves trigorin like a brother, trigorin's brother is having an affair with my sister, whom he likes physically, but not spiritually.

natasha, it's getting a little late.

the firm of mishkin and mishkin is sleeping with the firm of taskov and taskov!

natasha, to love is to suffer, to avoid suffering one must not love, but then one suffers from not loving. therefore, to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer, to be happy is to love, to be happy then is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy, therefore, to be unhappy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness, i hope you're getting this down.

i never want to marry, i just want to get divorced.

OH HEY BABE SHITS AGGRESSIVELY

you have 15 minutes to cut all your fingers off or the floor will– is your name Connor? yeah we went to the same middle school your mom's name is Regina

in fact this is one of my favorite images that i've ever made for the Kardashian club

Why is this girl using HER PHONE TO MAKE TIK TOKS?/?/?/?/?/

MEZCAL

Just an update on what's been going on Part 1

¿Papa que vamos a comer todos tenemos ambre?

¿y si vamos a Golden Corral?

pues vamonos entonces

Story

New Episode By TikTok

Forgot my headphones so I'm about to go back to get them because I can't handle raw life

cmon sheeple wake up

I repost N$FW + g0re

POV: i started having flashbacks

wh*te supr*macy

Tutorial in 3 2 1

normalize leaving the restaurant

ARE YOU A FREE THINKER?

my silly little brain

me reading through my notes where i am indeed fucking obsessive and insane

We're all forgetting

life doesn't even

it's because

it is true

i feel

30%

im sorry but why are these stupid mobile app ads so goddamn hilarious to me

TikTok Was Created For Jobless and Unstable

the perils of being chronically online

that's fascist so

IM FALLING UP spongebob Only the Survive patrick sponge sponge sponge sponge sponge sponge

The best things in life aren't THINGS

yes exactly